Elderly Empowerment Advocate Mugs

'Nobility vehicle'

Woman carries the world.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Leadership suits you

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

'Mommy, a boy in my class called you a name. What's a 'powerchick'?'

Liberian President: Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."