Elderly Empowerment Advocate Prints

'Nobility vehicle'

Woman carries the world.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Leadership suits you

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Someone to see you!"

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

'Mommy, a boy in my class called you a name. What's a 'powerchick'?'

Liberian President: Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf