Elderly Activities Prints

I'm off to the senior Scrabble championships. One more thing to do … Nice word! My dead hamster has a better vocabulary. Taunting practice. You're ready, baby!

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Pilot with champagne.

Church Basement Foodie

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Bed and Breakfast

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

Meeting in Progress.

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

When Seniors Fly

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

Group hug.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'