Fun-loving Elder Prints

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!

'Isn't it sweet how grampa loves to keep up with technology?'

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

Dog traps the postman.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'You are always living in the past!'

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

At the Old Bikers' Home

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

As-Serious-As-a-Heart-Attack Putty

Makes me feel young again!

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

"The wild walker"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

100th Birthday

'Second childhood menu, please!'

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Swing Recliner.

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'