Elder Care Advisor Mugs

"Have you given much thought to what kind of job you want after you retire?"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"Someone to see you!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Govt. UK led by Seance

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Fetch the Walker

Food Pyramid.

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Jim's Smart Kettle

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

Caution Student Driver.

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'