Elder Banter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Celebrate their sharp wit with our elder banter t-shirts. Perfect for casual days, these shirts showcase hilarious slogans and funny designs that match their love for playful teasing.

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"Why bother?"

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"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" mockup

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.' mockup

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet." mockup

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

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'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.' mockup

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

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'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!' mockup

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night." mockup

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

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'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.' mockup

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

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I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend. mockup

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

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"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong." mockup

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

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