Eighties Kid T-Shirts

1984...seems like only the other day...

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

George Michael

King with the boom box.

How hit songs get their names

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Boy George.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Skater dude.

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

'Tickets for the Ballet! Wonderful! The national?'

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"Where's Waldo's glasses?"

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"It's that scratch music."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

80's Teen

'80's Cow

Eighties Throwback.

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

Laundry in the 80's.

Haven't you heard? Shoulder pads are on the way out.

"What padding?"

"Damn it, the eighties are over!"

Where we were young, back in the 80s, we wore fluorescent clothing. See, I told you these guys were neon-derthals!