Eighth Note Enthusiasts Pillows

After graduating summa cum laude from music school our hero lands an entry level job playing eighth notes with a respectable firm.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I think he is a composer.'

Orchestra

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Dolphin Music

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Know Your Knots!

An obstacle course for musicians,

Making Music

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A pinata filled with musical notes.

'Think Big!'

A Break In Music

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

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'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.