Eighth Note Enthusiasts Gifts

After graduating summa cum laude from music school our hero lands an entry level job playing eighth notes with a respectable firm.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I think he is a composer.'

Orchestra

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Must be one of those underground bands.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Dolphin Music

Know Your Knots!

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

An obstacle course for musicians,

Making Music

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A Break In Music

'Think Big!'

'Our accountant says we're going broke. What should we do?' - 'Hire an economist. They also get it wrong.'

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'