Tasting Note Enthusiast Gifts

'Black currants? Cherries? Tobacco? No, that's not what you're tasting at all.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Michel Roux Jr

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'I think he is a composer.'

When pedants take a break.

Happy Student.

'You got sticky notes.'

Dolphin Music

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Must be one of those underground bands.

An obstacle course for musicians,

Making Music

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A pinata filled with musical notes.

'Think Big!'

A Break In Music

"I miss the days of folk music."

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"I know it's a ransom note, but it's just so refreshing to get a handwritten letter these days."

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'

Chromatic Scale

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"