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Egon Schiele

Love

Alberich steals the gold

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Brunhilde

Captain

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Pirate Artist

Loge with Alberich as frog

Naomi Osaka

It had to be you!

Will Work For Children.

Berlin

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

Bird on stilts.

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

Puck Building Shoot-out

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Queen Elizabeth

Nibelungen

I love Wagner, Deal with it.

Genghis Khan

World record setter Usain Bolt.

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Guinness Book of Records

Mondrian's Cow

Napoleon Bonaparte

"My majesty!"

'... and we'll just follow the bread crumbs out of the forest, and... oh jeez, I'm an idiot.'