Ego Tripper Pillows

Some of my measurements....as opposed to...some of your measurements.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

The next fast train has gone.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

The Boss.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"I knew it!"

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

As Seen On TV

Pierre was full of himself.

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

Seaside