Egg Incubator Gifts

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Unsuccessful board meeting.

Space for Lease.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Brain Power

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

If your ideas are 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration...

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'