Efficiency Chaser Pillows

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

"Looks like we found the issue."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Breakthrough

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Early Exercise Machines

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

Cosmic Ray

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Nutty Scientist

'How do these glasses feel?'