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Bates Motel Birdhouse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Contented man and cat sleeping