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Bates Motel Birdhouse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

Contented man and cat sleeping