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Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

"Do trees poop?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Wolfman kit.

'Sounds great, honey. Excuse me wile I go call a bankruptcy attorney.'

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'

My dad loves his tools.