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"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"Shows you how much I know."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

A Cold Snap

'Ready for your performance review?'

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

"Listen Smith, I don't care if the older boys are picking on you or not, you have to come into school - you're the deputy head for goodness sake!"

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

Teacher to other about broken book on broken ground: 'It's a heavy subject for him.'

"Maybe you should have put the rescue note in the bottle rather than just floating it out to sea."

Congress and the Four Day Week.

'I hate it when a substitute gets teachy.'

"I told him it wouldn't kill him to try to be nice once in a while, but I was wrong."

'Professor, Professor, the slaves are, I mean, the PhD students are revolting!'

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