Educational Critique Lover Mugs

Principal's office has a cat flap for the students.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Jacques et Jille

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Nutty Assistants

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

Graduation at the executioner's school

Cutting Room Floor

Fake Diplomas

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

Hosni Mubarak blinks

'Britishness Test.'

'You're husband's death is an absolute tragedy, it's going to play havoc with my monthly mortality targets.'

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

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I hate to do this but you know the high costs of college.