Education Professional Gifts

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

'I'm getting ready to apply to colleges. Do you have a list of party schools?'

Teachers' Training Toughened: 'Sorry I'm late, I had to help one of the student teachers with their homework.'

Gingko Biloba being poured into a Think Tank.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Hats off, I said!"

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I see the art budget's been cut again."

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

The Three Rs

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Hate Platforms

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge