Education Inspector Mugs

OFSTED

Ethics exam cheater.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fire door.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm going in."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Food inspection results

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"