Product Inspector Mugs

Dodgy firework factory

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

All Natural Nothing

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Rust test in progress.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Office of quality assurance"

Product Testing Department

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Food Uncertainty

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'What did you find in your soup?'

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

The food inspector

Factory Rejects Inc.