Education Critic Mugs

Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'...Not getting in, too big a bribe...'

I heard it's a diploma mill.

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

Truant Detector Van.

"...We're studying the Second World War, so just write whatever you want."

I hate to do this but you know the high costs of college.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Dubious Investments, Incorporated, is proud to sponsor the closed-captioning on this episode of 'Learning to Read'.'

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Welcome to University of Lowered Expectations...formerly: College of Hard Knocks.

"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

"Why do I have to get good grades? All you have to do is become a rich celebrity and bribe a college to accept me..."

Carl can't make up his mind

"You still don't get it, do you?"

'Oh, brother — and they say that television insults your intelligence!'

'I don't call it cheating. I like to think of it as artificial intelligence.'

"Ministy of Education....X-Brainwashing."

"Next we've got our awards for imperfect attendance."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Liberals investigating university revenues

Malmesbury Nurses

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

"Slow the testing down!"