Edu-humor Fan Gifts

'Children, this is your new science teacher. He will teach you 'How did he made the world in six days.''

'Mr. Doan says he has a bachelor's degree, but I happen to know he's married.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beer Parasol.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Tequila Mockingbird

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

No, I don

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'