Edu-humor Fan Gifts

'Children, this is your new science teacher. He will teach you 'How did he made the world in six days.''

'Mr. Doan says he has a bachelor's degree, but I happen to know he's married.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The Brothers Grime

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beer Parasol.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Fish finder."