Economy Oversight Gifts

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The day the stock market went UP.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Loan Alley

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Legalish

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"The Nominees"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Supermarket Merge

Euro against the Dollar.

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'