Economy Buffs Mugs

"Well, so long, Eddie. The recession's over."

Americana Mall

"What A Colossal Waste, Without That Darn Stimulus He Would Be Up And Working In No Time.'

"Sure, the economy crashed on our watch. But that's because the Democrats wouldn't let us deregulate big business enough!"

Shock Therapy.

Relative terms Debt Ceiling - Any Ceiling

Will work for fuel.

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Down on my luck.

Oil on Mars.

Beginning to look a lot like Christmas

"The economy is stagnant? -- I thought I smelled something."

Biden Easter

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Dow Jones drop

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Standard And P****d.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."