Economy Buff Mugs

"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

'In a surprise move today, everybody filed for bankruptcy.'

'Slow down a bit Jenkins - give the economy a chance to cath up.'

With the economic situation going from bad to worse Jonah decides to move back in.

"I have no idea our marriage was so interest-rate sensitive."

'After this brief, cheerful message, we'll be back with more 'gloom and doom' economic reports...'

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

"Start the economy."

E.U. Banking Union.

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

'Is this a bad time to ask about my investments?'

'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'

'And in business news, it's now official: Everything is made in China. Citizens are encouraged to learn Mandarin, as well as how to march.'

'Can't I just hold it for a minute?'

US economy outperforms Europe.

A helping hand...

'It's not just about buying gifts. Job security and a healthy economy, that's the true meaning of Christmas.'

Currency devaluation.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"The credit crunch has hit our business hard - We're going to the wall!"

'Please meet our new earnings forecast specialist.'

"Senator, I'd like to ask you about the economy."

The Great Divide.

'Tom, I warned you that the next fight you got into, I was going to apply economic sanctions on your allowance.'

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

'We're experience a housing recovery.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'His nickname in the office is the great recession.'

Will Work for a Reduced Bonus

'Well, we've turned to crime to help us through the economic downturn.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Remember - no seconds!"

'Of course the Mexican economy moves slower than ours -- they have to stop to conjugate all those verbs.'

The End is Nigh