Economy Buff Mugs

"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."

'Slow down a bit Jenkins - give the economy a chance to cath up.'

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

'In a surprise move today, everybody filed for bankruptcy.'

With the economic situation going from bad to worse Jonah decides to move back in.

'After this brief, cheerful message, we'll be back with more 'gloom and doom' economic reports...'

"I have no idea our marriage was so interest-rate sensitive."

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

'Is this a bad time to ask about my investments?'

'Can't I just hold it for a minute?'

'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'

'And in business news, it's now official: Everything is made in China. Citizens are encouraged to learn Mandarin, as well as how to march.'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

"Start the economy."

E.U. Banking Union.

US economy outperforms Europe.

'It's not just about buying gifts. Job security and a healthy economy, that's the true meaning of Christmas.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Currency devaluation.

A helping hand...

'Please meet our new earnings forecast specialist.'

"The credit crunch has hit our business hard - We're going to the wall!"

'Tom, I warned you that the next fight you got into, I was going to apply economic sanctions on your allowance.'

"Remember - no seconds!"

'We need more expert analysis than 'the stock market was down, because it wasn't up.''

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

'Of course the Mexican economy moves slower than ours -- they have to stop to conjugate all those verbs.'

Alastair Darling at No 10 asking for a cup of sugar.

The End is Nigh

"If it'll make you feel any better - we're more in the black than General Motors."

'Well, we've turned to crime to help us through the economic downturn.'

Will Work for a Reduced Bonus

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Things could be worse. We could work for GM."

'His nickname in the office is the great recession.'