Economy Buffs Prints

"Well, so long, Eddie. The recession's over."

"What A Colossal Waste, Without That Darn Stimulus He Would Be Up And Working In No Time.'

"Sure, the economy crashed on our watch. But that's because the Democrats wouldn't let us deregulate big business enough!"

Shock Therapy.

Relative terms Debt Ceiling - Any Ceiling

Will work for fuel.

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Down on my luck.

Oil on Mars.

Beginning to look a lot like Christmas

"The economy is stagnant? -- I thought I smelled something."

Biden Easter

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Dow Jones drop

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

The End is Nigh

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Shares Nosedive