Economy Brand Lover Pillows

'It must have been his didn't have pot to piss in period!!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Let's get organized

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

European currency on the edge.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Flat tax - equal burden?

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Sub-prime Bear

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Panama Papers Scandal

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.