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Commercial real estate market threatened by the dark cloud of international economic crisis.

Federal Stimulus.

'Cutbacks due to the recession mean that there will be no coin in the pudding this year ...'

'Relax. I've come for your investment portfolio.'

Stress Clinic: Now Treating - Economic Taper Tantrums

"The streets are paved with spotlessly clean gold."

"Apparently shares can go down, as well as plunging into meltdown and spinning into free-fall."

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'People go broke. Companies go broke. Governments print more money.'

Forget Jones from Reasonable Mistakes, this calls for Phelps from Plausible Excuses NOW!

Federal Reserve Board - 'We'll know when interest rates hit rock bottom when everyone says 'enough already''

Small businesses buy Monopoly money.

'Couldn't you just spontaneously combust!'

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

COVID Unemployment Benefits

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Mario Draghi

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Watering Money

Will work for ETFs

Annual profits,

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."