Economical Stylist Mugs

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Snow White and her Seven people.