Economic Updates Gifts

Faith Intact

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

The day the stock market went UP.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

Business Outlook

Giant merger.

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Pundits

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

Money down the drain.

'Skip the comics. Let's get on to the financial page.'