Economic Trend Followers Pillows

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'There were queues for petrol, so I panic-bought charcoal briquettes and bags of boiled sweets instead'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That shirt is so last year."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Jumping Wall Street.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Final words on gravestones.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Giraffe Selfie

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"What are you doing?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"