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Economic Trend Follower Pillows
Find cozy pillows that reflect an economic trend follower's interest, adding a touch of wit and personality to their living space while celebrating their keen financial mind.
"Forecasters predicted the market would rebound 'just because'."
Oil War
Diversify Your Criminality
"Are there any feel good stocks recommended by Dr. Oz?"
Santa's Workshop: Moved to China
'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'
The green shoots of recovery, and other fairy tales.
"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."
"Stocks today declined sharply, but gracefully."
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"
Studies show foods work miracles!
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."
'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
"That shirt is so last year."
Jumping Wall Street.
"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."
Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."
Final words on gravestones.
"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"
"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."
"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"
'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'
"What are you doing?"
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Economic Trend Follower Mugs
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Economic Trend Follower Prints
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Economic Trend Follower T-Shirts
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