Economic Sleuth Pillows

"Nothing to worry about...our economy is in much better shape than THEIRS!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"So much for password protected."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Everything's gone up."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Economy.

Davos.