Economic Savvy Pillows

'The yet unnamed storm, already a strong chapter eleven, is expected to make landfall the same time the first frost arrives.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I just..."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Money down the drain.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

The first unfriendly takeover

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'As a rationalization specialist I actually have a concept to cut our deficit quickly and effectively - Just do a head stand'!

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

Food Pyramid.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

"It's shrinkflation!"

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."