Economic Pessimists Pillows

Relax with pillows that feature witty sayings about economic gloom. A cozy way to express a cautious outlook in home decor.

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A New Doom and Gloom Will Open Here Soon.

A New Doom and Gloom Will Open Here Soon. mockup

A New Doom and Gloom Will Open Here Soon.

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"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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'We must grasp this new opportunity' mockup

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?' mockup

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping. mockup

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

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Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt). mockup

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

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Tom's last day.

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'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.' mockup

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

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Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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"Die alone"

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000 mockup

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment." mockup

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

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Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!' mockup

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

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