Economic Joke Lover Gifts

"Why don't you just apply for a government bailout, Daddy?"

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Trickledown economics

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Office of economic forecasting.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

I can't believe It!

'We buy and sell them.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Government Handouts.

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Sorry about the mess -- I've been slashing the Federal budget.'

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Our concept is simple. We intend to lose money on every sale but make it up on volume.'