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"Why don't you just apply for a government bailout, Daddy?"

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Trickledown economics

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Office of economic forecasting.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

I can't believe It!

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We buy and sell them.'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

Government Handouts.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

'Sorry about the mess -- I've been slashing the Federal budget.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Our concept is simple. We intend to lose money on every sale but make it up on volume.'

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'