Economic Issues Buff Pillows

'Too late. The government beat you to it.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Loan Alley

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Dow Jones drop

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

The Invisible Hand of the Market

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

The End is Nigh

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

The Euro.

The new president to the rescue.

Shares Nosedive

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Take me to your leader. . .