Economy News Buff Pillows

Less than worthless!

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Our Two Parties, Explained

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Loan Alley

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

DUNVOTIN

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

Dow Jones drop

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Newspaper suicide.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Rock and a Hard Place

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Standard And P****d.