Economic Buffs Pillows

'It looks like they've added Alan Greenspan.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Loan Alley

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Dow Jones drop

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"I don't like the look of this."