Economic Irony Appreciator T-Shirts

'I wish you had the fortitude that the government has. Being in debt doesn't stop THEM from spending!'

The economic upswing is near...that means economic slowdown for us.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

Big business is not evil

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"We're making progress."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

"It's a bill."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

"Regarding earnings guidance, as my mother used to say: 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything'. I'll be shutting up now."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'Who's the wise guy?'

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

'Rumors...'

"We've cut away all the fat now we have to look at staffing costs!"

"He's all the stimulus I need."

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

First Church of Fiscal Morality: The Meek Shall Inherit The National Debt!

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'

Gaugin's Great Great Grandson

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

"Lunch is up 35p today in keeping with the FT index."

'What about if we give our major stockholders samples of our antidepressants?'

"Undecided"

"Ingrid, inform the staff that in a gesture of solidarity, I wont be raising my salary this year. . . I will however, be reducing theirs."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

Wall Street CEOs' bathroom.

First national bank all our deposits federally insured ($500 deductable).