Economic Irony Appreciator Mugs

'I wish you had the fortitude that the government has. Being in debt doesn't stop THEM from spending!'

The economic upswing is near...that means economic slowdown for us.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

Big business is not evil

"We're making progress."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

"It's a bill."

"Regarding earnings guidance, as my mother used to say: 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything'. I'll be shutting up now."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

'Who's the wise guy?'

'Rumors...'

"We've cut away all the fat now we have to look at staffing costs!"

"He's all the stimulus I need."

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

First Church of Fiscal Morality: The Meek Shall Inherit The National Debt!

"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'

Gaugin's Great Great Grandson

"Lunch is up 35p today in keeping with the FT index."

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

'What about if we give our major stockholders samples of our antidepressants?'

"Undecided"

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"Ingrid, inform the staff that in a gesture of solidarity, I wont be raising my salary this year. . . I will however, be reducing theirs."

Golf courses on the rough side of town.