Economic Escapade Lover Pillows

"My only problem with fiscal restraint is the restraint part."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Stock market ups and downs.

Masochism for stockholders.

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

"The streets are paved with spotlessly clean gold."

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

Greece - Euro

Stress Clinic: Now Treating - Economic Taper Tantrums

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Apparently shares can go down, as well as plunging into meltdown and spinning into free-fall."

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"