Economic Escapade Adventurer Gifts

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

Masochism for stockholders.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

"Auditor's here."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

Wall Street. Taxi. (Crash test dummy tells cabdriver as he gets into a taxi.)

'I'm sorry, Sir. Your money has been squandered in high risk hedge funds.'

'Please, sir. Help me open a kickstarter account...'