Economic Escapade Adventurer Gifts

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Masochism for stockholders.

Stock market ups and downs.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

'I'm sorry, Sir. Your money has been squandered in high risk hedge funds.'

Wall Street Pothole