Economic Downturn Aficionados Prints

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

Beware of stimulus plans.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Stay the Course.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

Adam Smith

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

"I started my company on a shoestring and I've tripled my investment."