Economic Downturn Commentator Prints

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

The Shrinking Dollar.

Why markets crash.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Federal Guidelines

Bureau of Inflation.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Rebuilding the Economy.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

"The filthy rich"

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'I say this is the best we've been given for a long time!'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'I've put the business up for sale.'

"Perkins, sometimes consistency is not a virtue."