Economic Downturn Aficionados Mugs

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Stay the Course.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Adam Smith

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."