Economic Doomsayer T-Shirts

The end of the economy is coming!

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

End of world nigh!!!

'I find it difficult not to entertain the occasional negative thought.'

The Circle.

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

'We can tell the public, ' the good news is we've eliminated the middleman, The bad news is we've eliminated a lot of other jobs.''

The Dungeon

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

Credit Crunch.

Bloody HS2

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'