Economic Pessimist T-Shirts

Express their pragmatic outlook with t-shirts that playfully acknowledge economic pessimism. These designs add a humorous edge to everyday wearing, ideal for those who see the financial world through a skeptical lens.

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'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!' mockup

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market." mockup

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

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'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?' mockup

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping. mockup

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

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Tom's last day.

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'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.' mockup

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law." mockup

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

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Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment." mockup

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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"Die alone"

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000 mockup

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

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Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!' mockup

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

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